Audrina Patridge shows off her drunk tittays in London

Ordinarily, I don’t really care about Audrina Patridge. But then I saw these photos, where Audrina was spectacularly hammered in London on Tuesday night, into Wednesday morning. Her eyes are going berserk! And her drunk tittays need some help. If you couldn’t tell by the “Inflate Here” nozzle, those things are fake, fake, fake. And it’s a really terrible boob job too! They’re got that Tori Spelling anorexic-chest-cavity, floating-implant thing happening. So gross.

Funny story – normally, whatever Spencer Pratt says about anything, I can forget almost as soon as I read it. But it’s always stuck in my mind that he publicly bashed Audrina for what he deemed her “Tijuana t-ts”. And now I have that stuck in my head whenever I see her. Just thought I’d share.

Anyway, yes, these are photos of Audrina’s wonk eyes and wonk boobs and general wonk demeanor out and about in London. She was doing some event for the British broadcast of The Hills, I guess. Apparently they got her to hostess a pool party at the Haymarket Hotel, after which Audrina continued to party at Mahiki, which I only know about because Prince Harry and Prince William like to party there. Trendy!

Audrina in London on July 28, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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